Три ёлки танцуют в наушниках с плеерами.

Надписи «New Year trees»

Идет дед мороз. (Еле ползёт с огромным мешком).

Видит ёлки. Плюхается на землю, трёт глаза.

Говорит:

-I am as old as the hills. But I have never seen New Year trees dancing! It must be

because из the presents. The bag weighs too much.

Ёлки:

1ая-Look. It is Father Frost. He seems to need help.

2ая-You don’t move! He’ll tell people about us!

3-я-Don’t be yellow. He is so kind, and considerate, and cheerful!

1-ая- Father Frost. What’s the matter?

Дед мороз:

-Nothing in particular, but you can talk and dance!

Yes. We are very particular trees. And we have particular magical music! But give us a

solemn promise not to tell people about us!

-I do promise.

-And you must dance with us!

-Oh, no!

Елки хором:

-Oh, yes!

Танцуют под песню «wild thing».

Входит снегурочка. Одна ель говорит другой:

-She gave him a black look! She is angry!

-It happens once in a blue moon!

-Grandfather! What’s up?

-Ah, Snegurochka. Join our tremendous party!

— Grandfather, we are busy!

-What are you mumbling, dear? Don’t be so anxious and fussy! You need to relax.

Maybe a massage?

-No. I need a new Father Frost!

-Dear. Don’t rush at conclusions! Dance with us for a minute and we’ll go to dear

children!

Танцуют. Надпись « A hundred years later». Всё еще танцу

BANK ROBBERY

Characters: Cashier, Customer, Bank Robber

(A customer comes into the bank)

Ca: Good afternoon, sir. Can I help you?

Cu: Yes. I’d like to cash a cheque for five pounds, please.

Ca: Certainly. Here you are, sir.

Cu: Thank you very much. Good afternoon.

Ca: Good afternoon. Oh! It’s three-thirty. It’s time to close the bank.

(Входит грабитель и несёт ружьё)

Robber: This is a hold-up! Everyone stands against the wall!

Cu: Uh! It’s a hold-up?

R: That’s right. It’s a hold-up.

Ca: I beg you pardon, sir.

R: I say this is a hold-up. Hurry up! Hang over the money!

Ca: I’m terribly sorry, sir. I’m afraid the bank is closed.

R: But I’m a dangerous criminal! This is a gun!

Cu: If you don’t give him the money, he will kill us!

R: That’s right. Unless you do as I say I’ll shoot you! I’m a very violent person.

Ca: Well, I’m a cashier из the bank из the USA. I’m not allowed to serve customers after three-thirty.

R: But I’m not a customer. I’m a bank robber. Anyway it’s only twenty-five past three.

Ca: No, no. My watch is always right. It’s twenty-eight minutes to four.

R to Cu: What do you make the right time?

Cu: Well, I … make it … twenty-eight minutes to four as well.

Ca: You see. I’m afraid the bank is closed. If you came back before 3.30, I’d be glad to serve you.

R: Oh, all right. I’ll come back tomorrow at a quarter past three.

Ca: Fine. See you tomorrow. Good afternoon, sir!